Yeah "I"-'Admit'"I"ve Had-it-TOUGH: ... NEVER-'Seem' to-Get an Even-Break Which Statistically-Speaking Just Doesn't Add-UP so-to-speak:
(1) Scientists Came-to-My Parents'-House IN-[1975] After 'Hearing'-about The-1974-Discovery 'Thinking' It's My-Dad THART's Made-The-Discovery &-R-MOST-'Disappointed' to-Find-OUT THART-It's R-Child They've Actually Come-To-SEE!!!
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Then Can't 'Believe' "I"m Pointing to One-of-of The MOST-Common SUNDEWS IN-Southern-Australia ON-The-Plates IN Rica-Erickson's Book:"Plants-of-Prey" "Yeah ... it's Definitely That-One ... The-Plates Arn't 'Accurate' ... But It's Definitely That-One".
Of-Course "I"-Didn't 'Know'-THIS @-The-Time!!!
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It-Was 'Just' One THART Grew-Out On-The ROADSIDE @ CANNINGTON-Swamp "I"-Had NEVER-Seen Before!!!
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(2) Then After The-Publication of CHEERS-II IN-[1992] "I"m Asked Do-You Have Anything As-R Follow-UP 'Article' so-to-Speak IE Keep The-Momentum Going to The End-of-The-Year so-to-Speak ... &-"I"-Say YES ... "I'-'Think' "I've'-Got' Just The-VERY-Thing & Produce The Late-1980s FEN Mock-UP Article:"Now-You SEE-It Now-You DON'T" so-to-Speak ...
&-Then-They Take-UMBRAGE Over The Wording of "Faster-Than The-Eye Can-SEE" &-Want to-Change-It to VERY-'Fast' so-to-Speak ... [Who's-Article Is-It Anyway!!!
>(*~*)<] &-Yet The-Plant Grows Right-Across The-Southern-Half of Australia ... They-Could-Have Just Gone-OUT &-CHECKED so-to-Speak!!!
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ANYONE Could-Have Gone-OUT &-Checked For-THART-Matter so-to-Speak!!!
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Kevin-KIRK-'Did' &-He-Was Totally-CONVINCED: ... but Then-R-Gen He's An-HONOURABLE-Man Because His-FATHER Was Killed When-He Was ONLY-R-Child ... so-We-Have R Tough-Childhood 'Connection' so-to-Speak!!!
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(3) Then Published IN-Flytrap-NEWS In-the-Mid-90s: ... Noone Takes-R Blind Bit-of- Notice.
(4) Publish-Again Now-With 3D-Slides 'Hoping' If-People Can-SEE The-'Deep'-Scalloped-Traps They-'May' Take-an-INT'REST IN-It!!!
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'Still'-NOTHING
(5) Then-'Finally' IN-[2001] "I"-SEND Video-&-Seeds to ZIGGI With Wry-Comment:"Fastest'-SUNDEW Uber-Der-Welt" Stuck-to-the Tubes &-He Almost Falls-OFF His Chair While Watching My LONG-Boring-Video (Probably With Beer-IN-Hand "I"-"Suspect' >(*U^)<). Ha-Har
(6) Then-IN 2003-2005 The-HARTMEYERS Take-R 3-Year Detour Through The-Genus Discovering ALL The-NEW TAXONOMY ... But-'Miss' TRINERVIA ... Because They-NEVER Consider 'Asking'-Me!!!
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You-Gotta-LAUGH Otherwise You'd End-UP Banging-Your-Head Against R-Brick-Wall!!!
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NOW IN-[2012] "I"-'Almost' Get-EVICTED Regarding My-Five-Eternities of Bullying @-The-Hands-of-Our TWO-School-Bullies [GW-&-AD] Over-IN-WA as-Well-as R-Pyscho-Sexual-EVENT When-"I"-Was About 9-&-3/4s Which Completely Came-OUT of LEFT-Field so-to-Speak ...
Am Poorly-Diagnosed Because Our Mental-Health-System IN-This-Country is-Basically BROKEN &-Put-ON Wrong-Medication THART Almost Wrecks My 15-Year Relationship With The-HARTMEYERS IN-'Just' 5-Weeks so-to-Speak!!!
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(7) NOW "I"-Sit-HERE With My-FAITH Truly-Entrusted IN-The-Children-of-The-WORLD: ... 'I"ve-'Seen'-The-Footage ... It's 'Just' Too-GOOD ... You'll-Be AMAZED ...
&-YES: ... "Any-KEEN-Eyed Child Can-'Make'-R DISCOVERY" ... Whether You'll-Be-Believed or-'Not' Depends-ON How Intent You-R ON-Getting The-'MESSAGE' OUT-of-Australia &-To-The-WORLD so-to-Speak!!!
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"I"ve Done-'My'-Bit It's-YOURS-Now!!! >(*U^)<
ENJOY ... You-Won't-Be DISAPPOINTED!!! >(*U^)<
The-Footage is-'Just' Too-GOOD: ... You-Won't-Be 'Able' to-Look-AWAY!!! >(*U^)< Ha-Har
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Oh-YES The-Discovery Was-'Made' @-CANNINGTON-Swamp Over-In-WA IN-[1974].
THART-Was R-BIG-CLANGER THART-'Made'-Me-CRINGE IN-The-December-2010-Issue-of-CPN ...
THART'll-Have to-be Retracted-&-Corrected Before The-10-Year-Rule Comes-INTO-Effect ...
a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/336624_3449289270750_1226251478_3675290_1238102548_o.jpgOtherwise IN-R-1000-Years-Time People Will-be Looking-@ The Grass-Clumps IN-The Slide from The-Day-of-Discovery &-Be-Scratching Their-Heads Regarding The-Fact-THART They're Looking-@ R-WA-Species When The-Article Implies South-Australia so-to-Speak!!!
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CRINGE / SMILE / LAUGH